FAQ

Fictitiously asked questions

  • A fictive person: You are a brand house, but you only have a gin with variants, who dis?

    Tenu Spirits: Hold my beer

  • F: Where can I find your products?

    TS: Our products are currently available in Europe, Japan and Singapore

  • F: I found the word sustainability on your website; do you even know what it means?

    TS: Our sustainability plan was finished in 2021 and we do recognize the word. We have done some already but still have a lot to do to improve. For example, we’re now working with the fact that our gin bottle is too heavy for overseas logistics to be environmentally cool. Looks good tho.

  • F: I’ve held your beer enough; can we go on?

    TS: Our next products are probably not from Finland, maybe not even from Europe. We are good in keeping secrets, but we can share this: don’t hold your breath for pink gin, tequila, or rye whiskey.

  • F: You don’t have a distillery of your own, are you even serious?

    TS: Our work is based on collaboration. We rather find an experienced and serious producer and experiment with them than build a distillery and try to figure out what we can do with it. So maybe not that serious, but we can keep a straight face if that counts.

  • F: I am interested in taking over your company, who can I contact?

    TS: We have an email address, so why not try that? Cash only.

  • F: I’ve heard that monks distill your gin, is that true?

    TS: These days the good, professional distillery people of Valamo Monastery Distillery take care of all the tasks of making Tënu gin.

  • F: I’m a gin influencer, are you interested in collaboration?

    TS: We don’t do influencer marketing at this moment, but who knows if you can impress us?

  • F: I am a bartender, how can I try your products?

    TS: Message us and let’s find a solution to that.

  • F: Do you ship in US? Please ship to US.

    TS: Unfortunately, we don’t do that yet, working on it.

  • F: There is very little information about your company in the web, isn’t that sketchy?

    TS: We went through renaming process of the company in 2021, the company was formerly called Tenu Ventures Ltd, and it was founded 2016 in Finland. Open financial data can be found easily under that name. The company is practically the same, only the name has changed.

  • F: These questions seem a little made-up, what is the point?

    TS: We're sure you get the point.

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